Differences and Similarities between exercise and sex

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To see the results from exercise, you will have to wait a few months, with sex it’s “same day delivery” (One point for sex)

It’s easy to get bored while exercising, but during sex? ( One point for sex)

Exercise machines are not timid or embarrassed the first time you use them (One point for exercise)

Very hard to exercise every day, but have sex? ( One point for sex)

You can spend the whole weekend with your partner having sex, but exercising the whole week-end? (One point for sex)

If you are exercising and something that you were not expecting happens, you can stop, go away, change machines or position but during sex if you do any of those you are risking that they will bite you (not for pleasure), cut your face, castrate you or force you to be on a sex free diet for weeks, if you are lucky. (One point for exercising)

You can watch TV while exercising, but during sex? ( One point for exercising)

While exercising, No Pain no Gain, but during sex if you are in pain it’s either S & M or you are doing something wrong (One point for exercising)

You can ask your friends “are you going to the gym”, but can you ask them? - Are you having sex today? without them thinking you are a pervert? (One point for exercising)

Have you ever said “It is raining, what a great day for exercising. (One point for sex)

Have you ever watched a porno movie and said “What a great movie for exercising? Well I’m lying; I have, for sexual exercising yes. (I think this one is a tie)

The marathon runners could exercise running horizontally ( another tie)

I have never felt jealous when someone else uses my favorite exercise machine ( One point for exercising)

When you go on a business trip you can not have phone excercise with your favorite exercise machine ( One point for sex)

You can ask for exercising tips from your fellow co-workers without being taken to HR ( One point for exercising)

I feel guilty if I have chocolate after exercising ( One point for sex)

No one speaks badly about an exercising machine that has been used by a lot of people (One point for exercising)

I have never heard a teenager say, Wow I can’t wait for my first time exercising. (One point for sex)

No one has woken up from a hang over with an nameless exercise machine next to them (One point for sex)

I would stop exercising to have sex, but I would not stop having sex to exercise (One point for sex)

It is normal and “legal” to exercise with your family (One point for exercising)

I don’t get embarrassed to talk to my children about exercising (One point for exercising)

Paris Hilton has not made an exercising video (One point for sex)

Men don’t need Viagra to exercise (One point for sex )

Exercising machines do not have “those monthly days”, headaches, pissy mood, tired, or fight with you (One point for exercising)

Have you ever heard of an exercising machine that only wants to talk or hold you? (One point for exercising)

No role paying with an exercising machine (One point for sex)

You are probably reading this because you saw the word sex and not exercising in the title(One point for sex)

Well as you can see they very similar but at the same time they are very different

English Edited by VC

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